Wednesday, 15 February 2012

THE FIVE SURGEONS

Ken Berwitz

Let's end the day with this very funny story from our friend Toyman Bob:

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.......

 

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."

 

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside of them is color coded."

 

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order"

 

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

 

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.

 


PHIL GRIFFIN (MSNBC PRESIDENT) GIVES US THE LAUGH OF THE WEEK

Ken Berwitz

Phil Griffin on how MSNBC selects its on-air "talent":

"I'm sorry, I don't care about journalists. I want fair-minded, smart people who understand the world and can interpret it," he said. "If they're journalists, great. This notion that you somehow you have to have done something to earn so-called journalists' credentials? Stop."

Here is the fair-minded MSNBC evening lineup:

-5:00PM:  Chris Matthews (lifelong Democrat operative and leftist)

-6:00PM:  al sharpton (hard-left career racist and anti-Semite)

-7:00PM:  Chris Matthews again (see 5:00PM)

-8:00PM:  Ed Schultz (hard-leftist...after failing as a conservative in a previous radio show)

-9:00PM:  Rachel Maddow (hard-leftist)

-10:00PM:  Lawrence O'Donnell. (hard-leftist and self-described socialist)

And, in case you're wondering, the daytime lineup, featuring people like Tamron Hall (hard-leftist), Martin Bashir (hard-leftist) and Dylan Ratigan (hard-leftist), is just as "fair- minded".

Did I call this the laugh of the week?  How about the laugh of the month.  Or even longer.


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